Guess what! I’m going to have my own book!
But I have a little problem
My publisher wants a bio of me
I’ve never done anything like that before, but here goes…..
My name is Chrysathiman Shapiro (nicknamed Annie)
I was born on August 10th, 2010
And my breed is a short legged Golden Retriever
I was born from the crustier end of the litter
Yep, my mama told me that there’s a difference
The first one’s out have all the spunk
My end contains all the sweetness
It felt like I was swimming through little bodies
They were pushing me aside to get to the light
I was second to last
My mama’s tongue was the first thing I felt in this world
I felt lost in this scary wilderness
I knew only one thing
How to reach for the highest divinity
My mama’s succulent breast
Everything was moving so fast
I thought, “Is it really safe to travel at these speeds?
To swim in such a powerful current?
My mama told me just to point my nose into it and let go!
“Come on,” she said, “move those little legs!”
With my eyes finally open, I did
And there, all around me, was the star shine
I soaked it in and then soaked some more
I told my mama that I felt like there was a bigger mama taking care of the world
She nodded and licked my head
She said, “Yes, you will get her know her well”
And you will like her because she has an unlimited number of breasts.
Since I learned that, all I do is drink in this wonderful world!
I hope I did okay,
Annie