Just to let you know, wise old Annie is not perfect…

Just to let you know, wise old Annie is not perfect…

When I look around, it’s as if everything has a label saying, “Eat me!”
All looking so plump and juicy…
Oh, look! A hot piece of buttered toast…
Please butler, look away, look away.

I can snatch it and gobble it up in less than 10 seconds (my record is 8…)
It doesn’t matter the form or the texture…
I’m going in, I’m going in now!
While my butler is deeply absorbed in thought.

Yep, I’m always excited about something…
Whether it be food, or play, or sleep…
I understand what fun is…
And harmonize with it all.

However, sometimes things disagree with me…
Like when I ate two helpings of fish bait on an empty stomach (not recommended…)
Gassy, bloated, disquieted and unsettled…
Sorry butler, this time it was really me!

Best now to take some fresh air…
My stomach like a sloshy sea…
Moving about with a heavy splash and plat…
What’s that over there? A chicken bone? My favorite!

See, we all have our faults!

I love you,

Annie