What a nauseating smell!

What a nauseating smell!
Something is fishy around here!
I need some fresh air!
Huh, what did you say, I’m the fishy one?

I shouldn’t have rolled in, then eaten that big piece of squid…
I couldn’t help it! It was seasoned just the way I like it with garbage and dirt…
My experience doesn’t really help me in this matter…
I do it again and again.

I guess I’m just a shaggy wanderer…
I like to think I came from the wild woods of the west…
I’ve learned that as soon as I sniff anything stinky, I gobble it down and then run away…
But unfortunately, today the gobble has followed me home.

Isn’t it funny how we always think of someone else as the fishy one?
That the smell of bad behavior is not our own…
Stop, look in the mirror, and take a sniff…
It may be coming from you.

Let’s swap addresses in case we get in trouble…
There’s a stinky squid around every corner…
I can tell you the best way to get rid of the smell of squid…
And it’s not scratch, munch and roll.

Oh no, here comes a burp.

I love you,

Annie